Session Four - Fairy Tales



[2023/11/13 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me opens up NCs
[2023/11/13 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: GGGGggggrrrreeetings adventurers, other players get quests given by mighty mages, you get potato pie with Granny Gumph
[2023/11/13 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Last thing was a suggestion to go to Granny, with Vorag and our unnamed guest
[2023/11/13 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... what happens next?
[2023/11/13 15:54] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: we were talking to some gnome too... was that Vorag?
[2023/11/13 15:54] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: no Vorag was the time traveler
[2023/11/13 15:54] Alicia Frakture: Leeshas uncle
[2023/11/13 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: The gnome is called Boddyknock, he's at the inn. Vorag is a huge elderly orc, uncle to Leesha
[2023/11/13 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: you literally never asked the time travelling figure their name
[2023/11/13 15:55] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: How'd we miss that one? Strange
[2023/11/13 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: things happened :)
[2023/11/13 15:56] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "What brings you out here, Vorag?"
[2023/11/13 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Me get funny message, from little fairy. It say, come quick to Granny. And, me on quest, but it not go so well, me want to settle down."
[2023/11/13 15:58] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "What sort of quest, aside from talking to Granny?"
[2023/11/13 15:59] Alicia Frakture: Leesha listens as we go
[2023/11/13 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Vorag on quest to be big powerful warrior, show all that orcs can be holy and good. But, Vorag getting old. Maybe me done enough fighting."
[2023/11/13 16:00] Alicia Frakture: Holy? I knew the warrior thing but when did the holy come into it?
[2023/11/13 16:00] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): "maybe we could help Vorag somehow"
[2023/11/13 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag pauses for a moment, before walking on. "Vorag meet man in robes with stick, he say he kick Vorag ass. Me laugh, is big funny! Vorag wear armour and have sword."
[2023/11/13 16:01] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Which god?"
[2023/11/13 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Me never decide, be orc god Gork, or orc god Mork."
[2023/11/13 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure: "Maybe the One True God...?"
[2023/11/13 16:03] Alicia Frakture: Man in robes with stick? Why did he want to kick your ass?
[2023/11/13 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag laughs loudly. "Vorag big war chief, lead orcs, kill humans! Vorag not always good guy."
[2023/11/13 16:05] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "The best guys can't always be good," Debben suggests, before glancing at Vorag. "Which one is it that claims to be the top god?"
[2023/11/13 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Me not know. Be it Gork, who hit you when you look? Or Mork, who hit you when you not look? Vorag never find out."
[2023/11/13 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure: shakes head quietly.
[2023/11/13 16:07] Alicia Frakture: Leesha paused talking as they walked."Dahlia, what do you think?
[2023/11/13 16:09] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): /me she flew close to look at Vorag, "I think that he should respect both equally and not try to find which is stronger or more deserving of his worship. They both likely watch him and his every step and deed!", she smiled
[2023/11/13 16:12] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Both? That's just the ork gods, not the powers of mountains bone and earths blood, or of the whispering forge and the mumbling loom," she replies, mentioning a few of the dwarven gods by their epitaths to avoid drawing unintended notice.
[2023/11/13 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny sticks her head out of the cottage as you approach. "I just finished making potato pie, you never said you were bringing... Oh! Vorag! I got an extra big potato pie in the stove!"
[2023/11/13 16:13] Alicia Frakture: Granny. How are you.. Did you get my message?
[2023/11/13 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Message? What message?"
[2023/11/13 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: "and... you've only been gone since this morning..."
[2023/11/13 16:14] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "I'd been wondering how long it'd been."
[2023/11/13 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny starts poking and rummaging, clattering plates and cuttlery rattling.
[2023/11/13 16:15] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks to Debben."Somehow I have doubts on that horse and cart now. In the mean time let's go inside.. We should talk."
[2023/11/13 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure: "I'll stand guard out here, if you like."
[2023/11/13 16:16] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "If you want, sir. Um, what should we call you anyhow?"
[2023/11/13 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure blinks. "...Sir...?" There's a long pause. "...I... don't really have a name..."
[2023/11/13 16:19] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: (What's he look like again? )
[2023/11/13 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure looks at the sword she carries. "I... suppose... Katana?"
[2023/11/13 16:20] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "As good a name as any. Granny, do we have anything we'd need to stand guard against?"
[2023/11/13 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time travelling figure: looks like: A stone figure with wooden muscles, covered in golden metal and dark black plates. A rune is on the forehead, the design on the shield is a gear wheel, a cylinder strapped to the side and sword to the spine. It appears feminine and wears very minimal clothes of the same stone she is made of
[2023/11/13 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny: "Well, next doors' cat has been coming round for milk lately."
[2023/11/13 16:23] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at her."If.. Katana wants to come in that's fine, if not, make sure the next door cat can get milk.
[2023/11/13 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Katana nods and stands, back to the cottage. Motionless, she looks like a statue.
[2023/11/13 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag meanwhile, settles at the table, while Granny fusses and puts out a large helping of potato pie.
[2023/11/13 16:25] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben moves to find a seat, eyeing the stone and metal lady, surprised they seem disinterested in coming in
[2023/11/13 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny puts out a few more plates, and ladles out potatoe pie, complete with baked-in flakes of soil.
[2023/11/13 16:26] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): looks for a small plate
[2023/11/13 16:26] Alicia Frakture: Leesha nods and sits down getting a helping of potato pie. Once everyone is seated she points to Dahlia."Looks good Granny."
[2023/11/13 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny pauses, finds a saucer or two, puts out a small spoon of potato pie and some milk
[2023/11/13 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag: "She look like fairy who give me note last week."
[2023/11/13 16:28] Alicia Frakture: ... Note?
[2023/11/13 16:28] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): flew over to the spoon of pie and smiled to granny
[2023/11/13 16:28] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Yes.... we've had an eventful day to say the least."
[2023/11/13 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag already tell you. Note say come quick, signed Leesha.
[2023/11/13 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag: "You in town now, relax, have ale."
[2023/11/13 16:32] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at Granny and Vorag." Okay so.. how do I say this."
[2023/11/13 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag pauses, a large spoon of potato pie up before his face. "Say what, Leeshy?"
[2023/11/13 16:35] Alicia Frakture: We got into a fight in a tower about half a day distance from here and upon returning there was a zombie with a note saying the main bad guy saying he was coming for our loved ones. I tried to get a message to you Granny to warn you
[2023/11/13 16:35] Alicia Frakture: Or at least give a heads up.
[2023/11/13 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny busies herself with plates and cutlery at the sink, while Vorags' eyes glaze over before you're half way through. "Nothing Vorag can't handle, I'm sure." Vorag gives a huge toothy grin and happily munches on the spoonful of potato pie, quite forgetting about the fork. Wood crunches and splinters, and Vorag looks embarassed. "... sorreee..."
[2023/11/13 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Granny said "Nothing Vorag can't handle..)
[2023/11/13 16:39] Alicia Frakture: The message I sent was to suggest Granny visit mom and dad just to be on the safe side. Did not know Vorag was coming. Might have worried less
[2023/11/13 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Vorag here now!"
[2023/11/13 16:40] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "Vorag ready to put out fires if that happens?"
[2023/11/13 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag looks around left and right. "What? Where fire?"
[2023/11/13 16:41] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "....i said 'if', Vorag."
[2023/11/13 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Oh." Vorag goes back to munching on potato pie as Granny clears away dishes
[2023/11/13 16:43] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): /me munches happily on pie while listening to everyone
[2023/11/13 16:44] Alicia Frakture: Leesha smiles as she finishes her pie." I am glad you're okay Granny. Mom would have my hide if something happened and I didn't stop it. Rather try to fight a dragon with a shoe than see her mad."
[2023/11/13 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag have idea. Need talk with Leeshy.
[2023/11/13 16:46] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: Debben nibbles her slice of pie, pondering the strange cursed pixies they met.
[2023/11/13 16:46] Alicia Frakture: Leeshy... I'm listening.
[2023/11/13 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Granny say Leeshy troubled by something. Is so?"
[2023/11/13 16:47] Alicia Frakture: Leesha looks at Granny."You told him that fast?!"
[2023/11/13 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny: "He IS your uncle, and you did seem rather troubled, dear."
[2023/11/13 16:48] Alicia Frakture: Fair enough. I am letting rage get the best of me sometimes and it's freaking me out.
[2023/11/13 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag nods. "Is not so bad. Is orc blood. Maybe while me look after Granny, Leeshy go, try quest to be holy warrior, maybe find answers, maybe find bad guy. Maybe take mind off things."
[2023/11/13 16:51] Alicia Frakture: Leesha the holy warrior. Maybe I can find that guy with the stick you mentioned.
[2023/11/13 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Maybe! And maybe you kick his ass, like he kick mine. Tell him Vorag get last laugh."
[2023/11/13 16:52] Alicia Frakture: Leesha nods."Just promise me. if things go bad you head for Mom and Dads.
[2023/11/13 16:53] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "What sort of stick? Tall one, small one, any curve to it?"
[2023/11/13 16:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Granny: "We'll be quite safe here." Vorag: "Quite safe! Me here."
[2023/11/13 16:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag shrugs. "Big stick."
[2023/11/13 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Vorag: "Maybe good place to start is go with wagons, they go by holy place. Be safer with many."
[2023/11/13 16:57] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: "REally? They on some sort of pilgrimage?"
[2023/11/13 16:57] Alicia Frakture: Leesha nods."Sounds like a plan :)"
[2023/11/13 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Pill grim rich? What that?"
[2023/11/13 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Me travel with very little fellow, he friendly. Maybe see him."
[2023/11/13 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: BONG! It's 1am and I better turn in :) that'll have to do as a cliffhanger. More exciting cliffhangers will be coming soon.
[2023/11/13 17:00] MidnightMinion Cyberstar: /me smooches
[2023/11/13 17:00] ɗίηα ωíƖɗę ღ (kitten.venus): /me hugs everyone
[2023/11/13 17:01] Alicia Frakture: /me huggles everyone

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